Tam and Neo (My 12 year old) got a dose of new vocabularies from Sky (my 6 year old) when they went to Mass last Sunday.
From what they’ve told me, I think they had a hard time concentrating the whole 1 hour of Mass Service because aside from the funny sounding priest that officiated the mass, Sky released some new vocabularies, unintentionally.
Vocabulary Number 1: KISS BE WITH YOU
How to use it:
Sky: “Mommy… kelan yung KISS BE WITH YOU???” – She was actually asking about the part of the mass when the priest say “Peace be with you” and we answer “And also with you” – and then the priest asks everyone to say their peace with each other. We usually kiss her during this part of the Mass, so therefore she conclude…. KISS BE WITH YOU. hehehe )
Vocabulary Number 2: WAGAY-WAGAY
How to use it:
Sky: “Mommy… i WAGAY-WAGAY mo na yung Palaspas” – the word we are looking for is supposed to be Wagayway – as in wave like a flag. hehehe
Vocabulary Number 3: OFERTORYERS
How to use it:
Sky: “Mommy… asan na yung mga OFERTORYERS” – What she was looking for are actually the Mass Collectors – but the part of the mass is called the OFFERTORY, so therefore she conclude… OFFERTORYERS )
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Just the other night, she told us about what she did in school – actually she was narrating it to her Mom and I was just eavesdropping.
She said that they were asked to write and recite some rhymes in front of the class. She was telling us about classmates who made such wonderful rhymes and poems and then when it was her turn, she recited this.. (of course with her signatured stage presence)
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE… IF GOD MADE ME BEAUTIFUL… WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
We burst into laughter and asked where did she got that rhyme. And she told us that it was from a line she remembered in a VCD that I bought two years ago, I think. She said that it was the POOH and POKWANG video. And we laughed even more.
“And what was the reaction of your teacher to your rhyme?” We asked. ”They all laughed.” She said.
LAGOT kami. Hehehehehe.
“yu knoe, aylavet in imbasi”
(You know, I love it in Embassy)
“i was dansing wid a hot bib.”
(I was dancing with a hot babe)
“ako yun, lasing ka lang.”
That was me. You were just drunk.
Here are three oddly funny innovations on well-known gadgets that I know you’ll love to take home.
What’s a good TV show without a great drink. So take the hassle out of searching for a bottle opener while watching the play-offs or the cup and risking to miss those split second events.
Why not customize an opener on your TV remote.
This way you will not miss anything.
Having problem with those pre-cut pizza and the mozzarella cheese? Here’s another handy gadget for you that get’s you the slice you want perfectly and easily all the time.
Worried about your bicycle. Well, worry no more. Introducing the self-locking bicycle. Its bendable body acts as its own security cable, so you’ll never need to buy one.
One rule of innovation is to get one existing idea and patch it into another existing idea to make an entirely different thing. These three examples maybe at the bottom list but you’ll surely enjoy having them nevertheless. :)
I’m gonna franchise a second store and name it: “Fook Yue 2″
Now that’s a drinking station that will blow your mind away.. hehehe
That’s another way of doing it..
Healthy gums and a little imagination..
Here’s an AD that really creates a need..
A truly exciting MENU.
And lastly, some wise words from a very respectable doctor of medicine:
We went home very late last night, It was Tatay Mar’s birthday.
As my two kids (Neo and Sky) was getting ready for bed.. my 6 year-old Sky excitedly said to Kuya Neo- ”LET’s PLAY!” (They both have new toys from their tatay and nanay that’s why she’s so excited)
Her Mom heard this and said – “What!? Who said that?” (We have explicitly told them earlier that there will be no playing in the house when we get home since it’s already very late)
Neo defensively said – “Not me.. SKY.”
Sky being the guilty one then said… “LET’S PRAY?”
hahahaha :) nakalusot na naman…